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Fuck that. Fuck that right now. I’m going to tell the generation of so called men something right this second. It’s an amazing mystery of the universe. It’s how to never get friendzoned.

This is how you do it.

You come to the terms that the friendzone doesn’t exist and that the most important thing in the universe is not your dick.

My dad getting real defensive when some guy told him I friendzoned them (via youdtearthiscanvasskinapart)
 
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